throw them out. They’re cheap. If they’re not cheap, you don’t deserve to own them anymore anyway.

ALWAYS look at your entire backside. If you’re buying shirts, try to avoid ones that may show or accentuate back fat. If you’re buying pants, make sure they’re not too tight in the waist (muffin), butt (hungry?) or legs (folds). Likewise, make sure said items aren’t too big giving you zero shape.

Your toes should NEVER… eva eva eva hang out of the front of your shoes like a bear claw.

unless they are sold specifically with the words cropped, short, or skimmer attached.

unless you can’t walk in them. Everyone knows.